Hiyooo! We are The Three Musketeers! You can call us Porthos, Athos and Aramis, because those are our names.

We thought it would be a nice idea to tell you a little bit more about us before you see the show, unless you are reading this after the show, in which case this is just some added bonus material.

This show is all about us, and how great we are. And you know what? We are pretty great. So great our name is in the title! Yes, Goldilocks is in there as well, but trust us, we are the real heroes in this story.

We three are unstoppable: The greatest swordsmen that have ever lived! We always know what the other two are thinking, because it’s normally “that’s a cool sword”. Together, we have travelled all over the world fighting baddies, saving the people and being the goodest goodies you can be. Rest assured: you are in safe hands when we’re together… and we’re inseparable!

So kick back and relax while we take you on a whirlwind adventure of swashbuckling and heroism. Unless of course you are reading this after watching the show, in which case get home safe, hope you brought an umbrella.

Lots of love, and Merry Christmas!